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AURORA, IL Cousins Tommy Moore (age seven) and Stevie Porter (age eight) caused
calamity in downtown Aurora yesterday. The two reportedly had an argument about who
could get the furthest in Legend of Zelda, when fighting words were first
spoken.
“Oh, yeah? Well, my imaginary friend, Morty, is bigger than your
imaginary friend,” shouted Stevie.
“Is not,” retorted
Tommy.
“Uh-huh!” said Stevie.
“Wanna bet?” asked
Tommy.
And that’s when the fight began. It appeared as if Morty would
defeat Tommy’s imaginary friend, Willie—until Tommy imagined Willie to be
bigger.
Those who had been doing some shopping downtown ran for the
protection of nearby stores as imaginary cars began to fly through the streets and
imaginary street lights were ripped right out of the ground.
Suddenly,
imaginary armies were called in, and the streets were packed with imaginary friends from
all corners of the universe. All of them were really big and really mean. And they all
had super powers, too.
The imaginary UN army was called to the scene to
try to break up the Universal Imaginary War. Stevie and Tommy began to discuss the
possibility of signing a peace treaty until Morty decided to pick up an imaginary
building and throw it at Willie. The war then restarted.
The battle would
have continued all day, leading to catastrophic imaginary devastation. But then Stevie’s
mom came out of the store and told them that she wouldn’t take them to Chuck E. Cheese if
they didn’t stop fighting.
And at 4:36 p.m., peace was declared.
Kristin Dreyer Kramer has been writing in some form or another (usually when she was supposed to be doing something else) since the ripe old age of ten—when she, her cousin, and their two Cabbage Patch Dolls formed the Poo Authors’ Club. After a short career in advertising, Kristin got sick of always saying nice things about stuff that didn’t deserve it—so now she spends her days criticizing things, and she’s much happier for it.
Since creating NightsAndWeekends.com in February of 2002, Kristin has spent her life surrounded by piles and piles of books and movies—so many that her office has become a kind of entertainment obstacle course.
As if her writing and editing responsibilities for N&W.com weren’t enough to keep her out of trouble, Kristin also hosts a number of weekly radio shows: Reel Discovery, Shelf Discovery, and On the Marquee. She’s also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (CriticsChoice.com), the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA.org), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS.org), and the Women Film Critics Circle (WFCC.Wordpress.com).
Kristin lives in Columbus, Ohio, with her husband, Paul, and their daughter, Anna. She welcomes questions, comments, and fan mail at kdk@nightsandweekends.com.
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Kristin Dreyer Kramer has been writing in some form or another (usually when she was supposed to be doing something else) since the ripe old age of ten—when she, her cousin, and their two Cabbage Patch Dolls formed the Poo Authors’ Club. After a short career in advertising, Kristin got sick of always saying nice things about stuff that didn’t deserve it—so now she spends her days criticizing things, and she’s much happier for it.
Since creating NightsAndWeekends.com in February of 2002, Kristin has spent her life surrounded by piles and piles of books and movies—so many that her office has become a kind of entertainment obstacle course.
As if her writing and editing responsibilities for N&W.com weren’t enough to keep her out of trouble, Kristin also hosts a number of weekly radio shows: Reel Discovery, Shelf Discovery, and On the Marquee. She’s also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (CriticsChoice.com), the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA.org), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS.org), and the Women Film Critics Circle (WFCC.Wordpress.com).
Kristin lives in Columbus, Ohio, with her husband, Paul, and their daughter, Anna. She welcomes questions, comments, and fan mail at kdk@nightsandweekends.com.
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