It’s been another busy week for Hollywood-Bad-Boy-in-Training Shia LaBeouf. Last week, as you may recall, Shia failed to show up for court on an unlawful smoking charge. A warrant was issued, only to be pulled again after his lawyer showed up on Wednesday to plead not guilty.
But wait…there’s more!
This week, poor little Shia is without his wheels–because (according to WENN) his car has been impounded. On what charge, you ask? Was it reckless driving–or the old Hollywood favorite, DUI? Nope. It seems that poor little Shia was improperly parked. For some reason, he decided that the best place to park his SUV was in the middle of someone else’s driveway. The homeowner left a note–but was then forced to have the thing towed.
Loitering at Walgreens…unlawful smoking…improper parking. Shia, you naughty, naughty boy, when will it end?
Be sure to come back next week, when we’ll be reporting on Shia’s arrest for stealing a pack of gum at the neighborhood convenience store.
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Kristin Dreyer Kramer has been writing in some form or another (usually when she was supposed to be doing something else) since the ripe old age of ten—when she, her cousin, and their two Cabbage Patch Dolls formed the Poo Authors’ Club. After a short career in advertising, Kristin got sick of always saying nice things about stuff that didn’t deserve it—so now she spends her days criticizing things, and she’s much happier for it.
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